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petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

gothicwoadie:

wtf…is that picture of a girls Butt. im gonna reblog that. and im gonna write. YESS. touch butts. so everyone knows what im about. girls. butts. touching em

wormatronic:

2010 Audi Twin-Turbo R8 V10 | More

*jerks it*
gravityrides:

flaccidtrip:

kdnmdSNfeinEFN3i4n#@M@?@?2n

im fucking dying

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

babebraham:

go on

nosdrinker:

just put milksteak she’ll know what it means