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crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

broody-gay-dimwit:

odditiesoflife:

The Twisted Trees of Slope Point, New Zealand

Slope Point is at the southernmost point of the South Island of New Zealand. The air streams loop the ocean, unobstructed for 2000 miles, until they reach Slope Point causing incredibly strong winds. In fact, the winds are so strong and persistent here that they perpetually warp and twist the trees into these crooked, wind-swept shapes. 

Slope Point is generally uninhabited, except for the herds of sheep that graze the land. There are no roads leading here, however backpackers regularly make the short 20-minute walk to see the fascinating tree formations that only Mother Nature could create. However there is no public access during the lambing season from September to November.

sources 1, 2, 3, 4

these trees look like they’re just going “whooOOOOAAAAAA

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

(Source: cuntinued)

aztec420:

"Please Jack Me" Starter Kit

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mancameron:

jetgreguar:

this cat sucks


stop hurting that duck’s feelings
tokyoundergroundx:

🚬💊🔪🔫💣🚬

The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience

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hoarsehunter:

😮
"Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with."

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